I’d consider becoming a Libertarian except that they all wear neckties except for the brothel-owner Libertarians of Nevada.

Neckties are only-too-obvious phallic symbols, but do they represent domesticated phallic symbols or feral ones?

Jodi Balkan (“Tie Me Up. Tie Me Down,” Psychology Today, Feb. 1, 1997) wrote …

“With 60 percent of ties being purchased by women, many men are the Charley McCarthys of the fit-to-be-tied fashion statement.

“Of course, there are those who will swear that a long, wide tie with silk that feels like ‘living skin’ is really just representative of the male genitalia. ‘The tie is the most obvious kind of a phallic symbol,’ says George D. Goldman, Ph.D., a psychologist and psychoanalyst who practices in New York City. ‘It hangs down in front of a man like a phallic symbol — but that’s just a cliché.

“‘Like Sigmund Freud once said, “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.” And some ties are just ties.’ But just in case, women are glad that those lanky, skinny ties are out of style.”

For those of you who doubt that a necktie really is a phallic symbol, starch yours so it stands up tall and feral and wear it to work.

Moral of this story (whether you’re a Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, or a non-voter like me) …

Set your necktie free. If for no other reason than to jack with Doug & Mel.

Burn your phallic necktie before it hangs you!
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'Most Libertarians Wear Neckties' have 5 comments

  1. May 23, 2015 @ 12:05 am Atom

    “I’ve never voted. Though, if invited, I suppose I might join almost anyone’s protest parade: Anti-war, Free Angela, Gay Liberation, Ladies’ Lib, etc.” — Truman Capote

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  2. May 23, 2015 @ 6:30 pm David

    Good one Atom. Absent ties, might the ladies would prefer a house plant in the family araceae, like philodendron martianum
    Or even amorphophallus titanum.

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  3. May 23, 2015 @ 6:50 pm Atom

    LOL :-D

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  4. May 30, 2015 @ 6:34 pm Anthony

    Atom, are your ebooks still available somewhere? Curious about action selection restructuring

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  5. May 31, 2015 @ 12:15 am Atom

    My e-books are available at …

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