Yawning Away Dietary Indiscretions

 

By Atom Bergstrom

Atom’s Blog

 

Excess gas means the body doesn’t like the …

1) type of food

2) amount of food

3) temperature of food

4) combination of food

5) emotions causing the lousy digestion of food

Here’s one example out of many possibilities.

Sir Dyce Duckworth, M.D. (seriously, that’s his name) wrote …

“Milk is not well borne when given in large quantities at a time. Physiologically it is taken in sips, and gradually introduced into the stomach, to be acted upon slowly. Large clots of curd are naturally found if it be imbibed by ounces, and distressing pain may follow on this. It is best to dilute the milk with lime water to one-third or one-fourth, or to give rusks with it, so as to delay the formation of masses of curd. In very irritable states of stomach, only teaspoons can be tolerated at intervals of a quarter of an hour, and this quantity is best given diluted with lime water. Skimmed milk is better digested when large quantities have to be given.”

Sewer gas and intestinal gas are capable of indefinite expansion, thanks to the usual suspects — carbon dioxide, carbon monoxide, sulfur dioxide, ammonia, methane, hydrogen sulfide, chlorine gas, nitric oxide, nitrogen oxide, nitrous oxide, etc.

Once the intestines have been chemically violated, a mechanical solution is the quickest option — yawning and stretching to activate VENTING.

By the time the honest-to-God plumber arrives at your flooded house, you’ve already tried the Liquid-Plumr®.

A plunger unstops a drain quicker & slicker than a drain cleaner.

Fluids stuck at the wrong level cause gas retention and the other way around.

That’s why oil companies VENT a gas well by exposing it to atmospheric pressure — called “blowing down” the well.
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'Yawning Away Dietary Indiscretions' have 10 comments

  1. April 29, 2016 @ 4:52 pm Atom

    Re: How does Yellow Fat Disease manifest in humans?

    Progressive Lipofuscinosis.

    It’s also called Cumulative Lipofuscinosis — the progressive buildup of lipopigments.

    It’s progressive entropy, ongoing deterioration, decline, decay, degradation, degeneration.

    Lipopigments accumulate in the heart, liver, kidneys, adrenal glands, retina, nerves, mitochondria, lysosomes, etc.

    Sounds a lot like aging, doesn’t it?

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  2. April 29, 2016 @ 4:59 pm Atom

    “Walk out your nose. Walk with your breath in and out of the flesh.” — Swami Nitty-Gritty

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    • April 29, 2016 @ 9:09 pm Matt

      Meaning follow your breath when you walk?

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      • April 30, 2016 @ 3:11 am Atom

        We have the opportunity to exit our body with every exhalation and return to it with every inhalation.

        Many American Indians understood that the heart is not a pump.

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  3. April 29, 2016 @ 5:02 pm Atom

    “Ninety percent of humans on Earth doing wrong Tai Ji. They don’t have gasoline for the car.” — Master Chen (Yun Xiang Tseng)

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    • April 29, 2016 @ 9:11 pm Matt

      Chi gung before tai chi?

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      • April 30, 2016 @ 3:15 am Atom

        Qi Gong for the Twelve Meridians.

        Tai Chi for the Eight Extraordinary Meridians.

        “Jing is the foundation of the Qi. There’s over thirty different kinds of jing. I just open the keyhole.” — Master Chen

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  4. April 29, 2016 @ 5:07 pm Atom

    “The comic sensibility opens doors in consciousness that are closed to the sober and prudent. […] High humor is a desperately serious transcendence of evil.” — Tom Robbins

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    • April 29, 2016 @ 9:11 pm Matt

      “Humour is the last abode of the divine” (unknown (to me))

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      • April 30, 2016 @ 3:22 am Atom

        Laughter activates intuition.

        And it massages the liver. :)

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