Screw the Golden Years #3



By Atom Bergstrom

Atom’s Blog


Somehow the subconscious mind seamlessly combines gold, feces, enemas, lower-bowel evacuations, fecal implants, and colonoscopies.

According to “Americans Get Too Many Colonoscopies,” Science 2.0,, Sept. 30, 2014 …

“‘The idea that a large proportion of the 14 million screening colonoscopies performed annually in the US are actually done unnecessarily is especially concerning in light of the 28 million Americans between 50 and 74 who are not up to date in colorectal cancer screening,’ says Gina Kruse. ‘The overused colonoscopies on the patients in this study alone represent a potential excess of over $1 million in health care spending — resources that might benefit those who are overdue for colon cancer screening.'”

How many patients who the doctors don’t call again are going to feel like such hussies for being used?

Why are so many millions of people so willing to get corn-holed by a camcorder?

Here’s some superb dialogue from a recent interview (Aug. 30, 2016) on One Radio Network …

Dr. Jennifer Daniels: “I’m sure she [Queen Elizabeth II] doesn’t get sodomized each year with a colonoscopy.”

Patrick Timpone: “Sodomized with a colonoscopy? Oh, boy, are you going to be feisty this morning? Sodomized with a colonoscopy?”

J.D.: “Well, that’s what it is.”

P.T.: “Well, I’ve known people who have done that, Dr. Daniels, and what’s curious is sometimes they don’t even tell you that they’re going to snip some things that they don’t like what they see; they just do it.”

J.D. “Right. Well, wait a minute; you signed a consent form, and the fine print says, they’re gonna snip what they want.”

P.T. “Oh, I see. That’s how they get away with it.”

J.D. “Oh, yeah; you sign a consent form, that’s it, baby, you’re done.”

P.T. “Man, I wouldn’t let anyone stick that thing up my bum and start snipping stuff.”

J.D. “I wouldn’t let ’em stick it up my bum, period, whether they snip or no snip.”

P.T. “No snip; yeah, I agree.”

J.D. “I just wasn’t raised that way; I’m not that kinda girl.”


Neil Weiner & Sharon E. Robinson Kurpius (Shattered Innocence: A Practical Guide for Counseling Women Survivors of Childhood Sexual Abuse, 1995) wrote …

“The second stage, the anal stage, occurs during the second to third year of life. The primary activities are giving and withholding. The child learns retention and expulsion control over his or her bowels during toilet training. If the child over-controls, adult personality traits associated with ‘anal retentive’ behavior include stinginess, obstinacy, and compulsive orderliness. At the opposite extreme are traits associated with anal expulsive behavior — cruelty, destruction, acquiescence, dirtiness, and messiness.”


Let’s just get down to basics and combine Freud’s anal stage with the Gold Standard.

Lecia Bushak (“Gold In Your Poop?: Scientists Claim Millions Of Dollars In Metals Can Be Found In Human Feces,” Medical Daily, Mar. 26, 2015) wrote …

“It’s possible there’s gold in your poop, according to a group of scientists with the U.S. Geological Survey (USGS). Millions of dollars in it.

“In addition to the food we eat, human waste contains a variety of metals and minerals — including gold, copper, and silver, which find their way into waste through beauty products, detergents, and other products. In their study, the researchers measured the amount of gold in human waste product, and found that they were at the ‘level of a minimal mineral deposit,’ Kathleen Smith, a USGS geologist who worked on the study, said. This means that if those levels were found in rock, they’d be considered a possible mining prospect.”


'Screw the Golden Years #3' have 12 comments

  1. September 1, 2016 @ 3:17 pm Atom

    If ya can’t go to sleep by 12:30 a.m. …

    Take chloral hydrate … NATURAL chloral hydrate at Transition Time (12:30-1:00am).

    Tequila, lemon, and salt make natural “knockout drops” (chloral hydrate).

    I learned this from poet, scholar, and Shingon Buddhist Kenneth Rexroth.

    At the same Santa Barbara lecture, he told us, “Camphor doesn’t leave any ashes. It’s the perfect incense for worship.”

    He referred to the “net of Indra,” a representation of reality as “only an abyss without limits” and “the compound infinity of infinities.”

    He stressed that there was no shakti (power) in Buddhism.

    Shingon means “true words.”–e-books.php


  2. September 1, 2016 @ 3:55 pm Atom

    According to Swami Nitty-Gritty …

    “Be on time and enjoy your time, that’s all I’m trying to tell you.”


  3. September 1, 2016 @ 4:29 pm Atom

    Women metabolize alcohol better at Urinary Bladder Time.

    Men metabolize alcohol better at Stomach Time.–internet.php


  4. September 2, 2016 @ 9:12 am Atom

    IMPRINTING is not just about baby ducklings following Konrad Lorenz.

    In fact, IMPRINTING is strongest from the time we’re conceived until we’re seven years old.

    “Give me a child until he is seven and I will give you the man.”

    IMPRINTING trumps genetics.

    Body Dowsing (Mind Reading For the Millions) can find where the bodies are buried.–illustrated.php


  5. September 2, 2016 @ 12:07 pm sebastian

    thanks for an interesting entry :)

    what is your view on being a chocoholic? pure cacao of course.
    i once saw an ad saying “chocolate is probably the most complete food there is” and i agree somewhat in the sense it has this embodied satiation no other food brings me. but too much can set me on edge, especially in the evening. it also feels very “etheric” with a semi-religious edge (what a way to project!). adano only advised a teaspoon or so in the morning?

    and germanium? the bracelets with germanium balls are touted for circulation and general wellbeing. any experience with your knowledge of the subtle flows of the body?

    thanks again!


    • September 2, 2016 @ 6:12 pm Atom

      Re: What is your view on being a chocoholic?

      I started making my own version of chocolate out of raw organic cacao powder, raw organic butter, and organic “Robust Taste” maple syrup.

      I’m eating it because it might be more than coincidence that three long-lived individuals were chocoholics …

      Jeanne Calment (122 years) ate nearly a kilogram of chocolate a week.

      Leandra Becerra Lumbreras (127 years), who, her daughter said, “has no diabetes or hypertension so can eat as many chocolates and sweets as she likes.”

      Beatrice Wood (105 years), who said, “I owe it all to chocolate and young men.”

      I’m adding the butter for its stearic acid content.

      Re: Any experience with germanium and your knowledge of the subtle flows of the body?

      According to Swami Nitty-Gritty …

      “Germanium fires in the brain at Lung Time for brain replay. It’s in the brain to knock out minor radiation.”

      “Horseradish contains germanium for psychic abilities.”

      He also said germanium is in ginseng.

      According to other sources, germanium is also found in comfrey, garlic, onions, suma (Brazilian ginseng), watercress, shitake mushrooms, etc.


      • September 3, 2016 @ 5:08 am sebastian

        thanks :)

        also chocolate is brown which should be the eliminative color? it certainly helps the movement belly wise on par with coffee which is just as brown. i guess this also makes one less prone to hold on to emotion, and magnesium is known to encourage muscular release. i’ll stay with the cocoa then!


        • September 5, 2016 @ 1:26 am Atom

          Brown helps both elimination and grounding (the reason Swami Nitty-Gritty recommended brown flooring and carpeting).

          I’m staying with the cocoa too!


  6. September 4, 2016 @ 5:58 am Helen

    Hi At OM,
    An 11 year old child wants to change his last name to ‘Gold’ … should we be concerned? and what would you do if that child was yours?
    Love & Hugs from Sydney where spring has just started


    • September 5, 2016 @ 1:32 am Atom

      I’d use Body Dowsing to find the reason.

      If I didn’t know how to Body Dowse, I’d tactfully question the child to find the reason.

      I don’t think it’s a cause for concern.

      I honestly don’t know what I’d personally do if this was my child.

      Two options would be …

      1) Telling the child it’s OK to use the name, but it wouldn’t be legally changed until the age of 18.

      2) Telling the child it’s OK to use the name, as long as they thought about it for at least a year before legally changing it.


      • September 5, 2016 @ 1:08 pm Helen

        Thanks At OM,
        He wants to be a Gold winner in sports competitions.
        Love, Hugs & Blessings


        • September 12, 2016 @ 5:05 pm Atom

          Best of Luck to him!


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