Reincarnation or Re-Incarceration?

By Atom Bergstrom

Atom’s Blog

According to Adano Ley (Swami Nitty-Gritty), “How can there be any karma if you live NOW?”

Re: Well, there’s the whole reincarnation thing.

Re-incarceration, according to some.

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Re: The Lords of Karma guilt panel meeting after death.

Yes, it’s a common meme. Two of my closest friends have stood before their panel.

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Re: They had near death experiences?

Jake Blake (not his real name) did. He stood before the Lords of Karma, and one asked, “Are you doing your job?”

Jake replied, “What’s my job?”

The one said, “You KNOW what your job is!”

Jake thought a bit, and replied, “Yes, I do.”

“The one repeated, “Are you doing your job?”

Jake said, “Yes, I am.”

The one said, “We’re sending you back,” and, as far as I know, he’s still alive and well, doing his job in northern Idaho as I write this.

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Joey Bowie (not his real name was sent here by the Lords of Karma before he was born.

He remembered being born and his diapers being changed and learning to crawl and walk.

He’s had the Audible Life Stream (Sound Current) roaring in his ears for decades.

I’ve recently lost touch with Joey, and hope he’s OK.

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Adano Ley told us, “I fell off a roof and died three times on the operating table. I saw Yogananda and all the Saints. That’s when I found out I was immortal.”

They showed Adano his next life if he chose to accept it.

But they told him he might not have a chance for enlightenment in that body or in any other one for hundreds or even thousands of years.

Adano chose to stick around, and asked what to do.

Yogananda said, “We can’t breathe FOR you.”

It was up to Adano, so he breathed, and recuperated for a year and nine months in the Royal Victoria Hospital in Montreal, Canada.

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