Freedom of Choice?
By Atom Bergstrom
Welcome of the New World Narrative.
Freedom of Choice in the U.S. —> Two face diapers or three?
There Can Be Only One is only in The Highlander, not in the Cancel Culture.
Freedom of Choice in the U.S. —> Anal Swab or Oral Swab?
Now we know the real reason you have to take off your belt at the airport.
Bend over and kiss your keister goodbye!
It used to be the Greek Way. Now it’s the China Way.
Puts a whole new slant on Jefferson Airplane’s “Fly Translove Airways.”
Maybe Beijing Biden will be the first to get the test on mainstream media.
Puts a whole new spin on our Commander in Chief leading from the rear.
On the subject of spin, how many spins does it take for accurate results?
Do people with hemorrhoids require extra spins?
Will beans be restricted for 24 hours before flight?
Do probiotics interfere with results?
Will Ex Lax be banned within 100 miles of an airport?
Will nearsighted healthcare workers be allowed to administer the test?
What about super-spreaders? Will they get Frequent Spreading Miles?
Coming to an airport near you — Last Tango in Davos.