A Middle Eastern exchange student came to Adano Ley (Swami Nitty-Gritty) with a severe stuttering problem.

Adano asked him to recite the alphabet.

Adano said, “A.”

The student repeated, “Eh … eh …eh … A.”

“B.”

“Buh … buh … buh … B.”

“C.”

“Suh … suh … suh … C.”

“D.”

“Duh … duh … duh … D.”

“E.”

“Eh … eh … eh … eh … E.”

“F.”

“Fuh … fuh … fuh … fuh … fuh … fuh … fuh … fuh … fuh …”

Adano said, “Repeat after me … F**k … you … Dad.”

The student repeated, “Fuh … fuh … fuh … fuh … fuh … FUH … FUH … F**K YOU, DAD!”

The student’s father was so impressed with his son’s cure, he wanted to finance a chain of Middle Eastern health clinics for Adano.

I wonder if he ever found out HOW Adano “cured” his son?

Adano recommended Tantrum Yoga for the “antics of your tantrums.”

He said, “Shiva Lingam, Leaf in the Wind, and the Lion Pose phase off the hostility of being abused.

“You are phasing off your hostility by tantrums.

“Be like a Leaf in the Wind.

“The Lion Pose is the king of the emotions.

“You’re clearing out your incorrect view of THEIR self-image plus your incorrect view of YOUR self-image.”