The Prism-er of Love (Sonic Colonic) is posted on the Internet (not by us).

Warning: Don’t listen to it while driving until you have heard it from one end to the other at least three times.

You have been warned!

The “Sonic Colonic” refers to several versions of an audio cassette distributed by Adano Ley (Swami Nitty-Gritty) under the title I Am A Prism-er of Love: The Fountain of Youth Tour.

Some cuts from it were on the widely distributed cassette tape and CD called Heart Zones.

Adano customized all but the original recording, and urged us to constantly listen to these various slow, slower, and slowest versions.

He also had superimposed versions and a faster tape for “sick” people.

According to Adano …

“The Sonic Colonic bridges time. Tomorrow is experienced now by a shift in the acceleration of the brain.

“The music is set to synchronize the sperm and the ovum.

“You are a product of the past as well as you are a product of the future, but you have to clear the past to experience the future.

“None of the endocrine glands really contribute to time. None of the glands contribute to time except respiration.

“The ongoing function of the momentum [time] of now is ever new joy.

“Every person is a winner, but does every person accept it?”

The endocrine accelerations for I Am a Prism-er of Love are …

For the SPERM side …

1) Feel yourself getting up in the morning.

Feel yourself at work, doing what you enjoy best.

“Whistle while you work,” etc.

This first endocrine level is Gonadal Eliminative level of Matter acting on Matter (coccyx).

This is the physical, particulate, solid chemical level.

This is the crystalline level, where all a radio needs is a crystal and a cat’s whisker.

This is the Matter acting on Matter level of Hatha Yoga.

2) Feel the tempo. Feel the pause.

Feel the signature, the underlying code: “I only have time for you.”

The PAUSE is the quantum leap.

Feel your creation.

This is the ionic, electrical body, prana, negative ions in water vapor, emotional, astral level.

This is the Gonadal Reproductive level of Energy acting on Matter (sacral spine).

3) Feel you own the most expensive convertible automobile with expensive luxurious leather or suede or silk seat covers.

It’s fully paid for.

You’re leaving town on a trip to the mountains.

Hear that bump? That’s your car going over the railroad tracks.

Don’t forget the railroad tracks. It gives you the feeling you’re leaving town.

Feel the wind in your face. Feel the wind blowing your hair.

You’re up in the mountains on a winding road going through the trees.

Now you’re approaching a lake in the distance.

You’re pulling up to the lake as the Sun is setting.

This is the prestige level of Consciousness working on Matter (lumbar spine).

This is the level of the spleen, kidneys, and adrenals, the level of the “Yahoo!” mantra.

4) Feel yourself taking off all your clothes and jumping in the lake.

The Harvest Moon is rising and the stars are coming out.

It’s the Fountain of Youth. It’s right in your chest.

Jump into the water and swim. It’s nice and warm.

Swim and swim. Float and float. Feel the water.

This is the level of the heart, the thymus, and immunity, Energy acting on Energy (thoracic spine).

This is the level of the environmental field, self-realization.

5) You’re out in the middle of the lake.

Feel the spaceship Moon lowering a ladder down to you.

Grab the ladder and climb the rungs up into the spaceship Moon.

Climb aboard. The door is closing.

Get ready for the quantum leap into outer space.

The music’s code is “HAPPENING,” not “happiness.”

There is no happiness, only happening.

The other code is, “No more obstacles,” or “Remove all obstacles.”

Time Warp! Out past the Milky Way!

Faster, faster, faster.

This is the level of sonics, Consciousness acting on Energy (cervical spine).

You can be unethical up to level five.

Don’t judge spiritual growth by miracles; lose the whole “whirl.”

This is judged by the time peace remains in you, the end result of the integration of your ethical life.

Stimulate your thyroid while blinking, using your thumb and index finger.

6) Feel your fixations leaving your brain’s hemispheres.

Throw them out. Pluck them out, flicking your fingers and blinking your eyes.

Hear the cue balls? Hear the broken glass?

That’s the sound of your fixations breaking.

This is the level of brain lateralization, brain interaction, and hormone-y (harmony), the level of Consciousness acting on Consciousness.

(7a) Feel all the Saints go marching in the door of the pineal gland.

See the Master.

(7b) Feel the freedom and the bliss.

Feel whatever you feel. Joy. Joy. Joy.

Freedom is the freed-Om.

This is the level of the pineal gland, Beingness acting on Consciousness.

For the OVUM side …

1) Feel yourself floating in a flotation tank.

Relax and enjoy.

There’s the ovum calling the sperm.

2) Feel yourself floating in the flotation tank.

Feel the ovum’s presence, the DNA’s signal.

This is the ovum’s electrical, ionic, pranic level.

3) Repeat Sperm Number 3.

It’s the bonding of the sperm and the ovum.

4) Repeat Sperm Number 4.

The sperm and ovum are forming US.

5) Feel the time warp.

This time it happens slowly, like the ovum (which doesn’t have to move quickly like the sperm).

6) Repeat Sperm Number 3 (which is also Ovum Number 3).

7) Feel the code, “I only have time for you.”

Birth !!!!!

Stand On Your Own Two Feet.

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