Atom’s Blog

Brain waves are measured electrically, but they’re generated by gas pressure.

That’s why Yogis don’t hook their students up to brain wave measuring machines.

They just teach them how to breathe or – better yet – YAWN.

It seems comical, but you can yawn and fart your way to higher consciousness.

Adano Ley (Swami Nitty-Gritty) advised against telling clients about the gaseous origins of brain waves “because people won’t pay you to tell them they’re full of hot air.”

You’re in a beta brain wave state when you repeat your phone number or a poem you memorized.

You’re in an alpha brain wave state when you learn a new phone number or poem.

You’re in a theta brain wave state when you “un-learn” your old phone number.

You’re in a delta brain wave state when your mind is BLANK.

Most people only experience delta during deep sleep.

Dreaming is a theta brain wave state, functioning as a magnetic broom, sweeping beta brain waves out the nose.

Creating unrehearsed JAZZ on a musical instrument generates theta brain waves – and psychic abilities.

Adano said …

“Your brain has four speeds. Beta is stick shift, or the chemical level. Alpha is automatic, or the electrical level. Theta is Cruis-O-Matic, or the magnetic level. Delta is hand-controlled automatic-Cruis-O-Matic.”

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