It’s now claimed that oral sex poses “a bigger risk of throat cancer than tobacco.”
Well, my middle name is Danger Duck, but if yours isn’t, here’s 5 ways to protect yourself …
(1) Eat saturated fat and cholesterol.
They help protect the cell wall against virus attack.
(2) Drink goat milk and/or eat goat cheese.
They contain caprylic acid, caproic acid, and capric acid, which are antiviral, antifungal, and anti-herpes.
The capryl group has also been used to enhance sexual desire for centuries.
Caprylic, caproic, capric, and capryl all derive from caper, the Latin word for “goat.”
The capryl group makes you horny like a goat, and makes you caper, “leap like a goat.”
An ideal place to caper is the island of Capri – Goat island.
Coconut milk contains a lesser supply of the capryl group.
Breast milk is rich in the capryl group.
Perhaps a woman usually bears one child but has 2 breasts for a secondary purpose.
Incidentally, almost all boy and girl babies lactate or are capable of itduring the first week of birth.
It’s called “witch’s milk.”
(3) Eat garlic.
It’s antiviral and antifungal.
Garlic boosts the immunity and increases the sex drive.
The latter is why certain uptight Yogis advise against eating garlic and onions.
Onion oil was used by the U.S. Army to destroy the Anthrax bacterium during World War II.
(Hmmm. Medical amnesia plus military amnesia?)
(4) Eat fresh pineapple.
Pineapple enhances the flavor and odor of the vagina and makes it more alkaline.
An acidic vagina kills bacteria and sperm.
An alkaline vagina kills viruses.
(5) Eat breakfast at Stomach Time (7:00-9:00 am), aka Hydrogen Time.
Gastric acid – containing hydrochloric acid, potassium chloride, and sodium chloride – protects against viruses …
(a) directly, by killing them in the stomach, and
(b) indirectly and systemically, by absorbing electrolytes, magnesium, zinc, vitamin C, vitamin K, the B vitamins, etc.
You might consider this before taking …
(b) proton pump inhibitors, or
(c) H2 receptor antagonists.